Things you need to stop doing of Facebook.

I've been doing facebook for a while now, and some things people do there are so annoying to me, that I've decided to write this. These complaints are in no particular order, but all of them should be taken seriously, because If you do this on facebook, I hate you.

1. Quit posting "I'm bored," or any variation on that, when you post something to facebook, it's supposed to make everyone's day better or worse. Telling everyone you know that you are pathetically unentertained while using a computer helps no one, least of all, you. If you do post those two demon words, make it interesting, like, "I'm bored, IN SPACE!"

2. Stop posting on statuses and photos someone added more than a week or two ago. Nothing ruins my internet binge more than clicking on a notification be be dragged to a horrible joke you posted on a status I don't even remember.

3. Stop sending me farmville/mafia wars messages. Messages are supposed to help me, not make me want to tear out your soul. Also, if you play farmville or mafia wars, it might be in your favor to keep it to yourself....... you enormous nerd.

4. Don't post purposely vague things just to make the rest of us ask what it is. Because deep down, you're only doing it to make yourself feel important for two more minutes, instead of hopelessly defeated and depressed. Facebook isn't the best way to solve that issue. Get a therapist.

5. Posting those statuses that say "Please post this to support (insert minority/deadly disease patients here) 90% of people won't do this, are you going to do the right thing?" Here's the problem with that, If I don't post it, I feel like a jerk, If I do, then I make other people feel like jerks when they don't post it. It creates a lose-lose situation for everyone. And really, how is a status on facebook going to help anyone? The only exception to this rule is if it's a joke, like instead of supporting cancer patients, it's supporting the families of people who died in the Hogwarts attack, in which case, it's the coolest thing ever.

So there you have it, my list of personal peeves for facebook, now I will warn you that I WILL come down hard on you if you do any of these on my wall. You have been warned.